Jonah, the Boston Terrier, is out of place in Philadelphia. I think he is probably the only Boston Terrier in the universe who knows the word "Schenectady."

Jonah, who's two and a half, is quite excitable. He does a lot of jumping from Ottoman to chair to love seat, making snorting noises all the while. It's as if he's a demonically possessed, evil little piglet.

Alissa agrees with me that he would surely make a succulent roast. So plump.